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Maria_Sharapovas_#1_fan
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 Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: Christmas Cracker Jokes |
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Post all the Christmas Cracker jokes you know in here as long as they not rude or insulting.
Why dont Ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
Becuase they would quack up!
What do you get if you cross a Skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock Bones
They are two I got from my works Chrimbo lunch we had today.
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helzbedingfields
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:27 am Post subject: Christmas Cracker Jokes |
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not exactly a xmas joke but i got it in a cracker last year.
what do you get if you cross a cow, sheep and a goat. . .
the milky bar kid!!! |
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Martyn
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Angels_KIss
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It's supposed to be read 'The Milky Baa Kid'
( I never said that would make it any funnier though  ) |
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Martyn
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helzbedingfields
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject: Christmas Cracker Jokes |
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well i thought it was quiet cool and it made me chuckle!  |
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